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The Bible Says: "The insects you are permitted to eat include all kinds of locusts, bald locusts, crickets, and grasshoppers."

posted 2 years ago by FixYourWebsiteRetard 2 years ago by FixYourWebsiteRetard +3 / -8

If it's good enough for Yehovah, it's good enough for me.

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– King_of_Crazy 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Guess the Egyptians didn't get the memo, when the locusts invaded.

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– Ep0ch 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Guess they had to eat them. Because in the plague of God's wrath the locust ate their crops. Dumbass. Better eat locust now, God plagued them. Don't. What a bullshit contradiction. But I guess they were starving. Choice between, bug or crop, meat or bug. It's rather obvious, never kosher.

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