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Four days later it was GONE, you say? (www.cnn.com)
posted 3 years ago by RentFreeCrisisAct 3 years ago by RentFreeCrisisAct +16 / -2
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– DontPanic 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

I forgot NASA has a fully autonomous rocket powered hover sled that can safely lower heavy payloads to mars with no steering by humans.

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– Compartmentalization 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Allegedly

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 0 points 3 years ago +2 / -2

Now explain how you forgot that completely believable info. They do this for us and us only so don't be a dick.

EDIT : did noyoushotup finally get smoked? .

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– DZP1 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I have it on good authority that Marvin the Martian is a tranny and this is part of his thong. My source is a highly-placed scientist at NASA with whom I drop acid from time to time when I'm not doing blow with Hunter.

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– Questionable 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

So where on Devon Island does he live?

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

Nowhere near the pet cemetery.

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– Questionable 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Quite disrespectful of you.

https://www.findagrave.com/cemetery/2590206/dundas-harbour-cemetery

Victor Maisonneuve: 1899-1926

William Roberts: 1902-1927

Davidee Panipakichoo: 1950-1950

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

I can see you went to Charm School. I'm impressed. More DEpressed, but great work anyway.

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

You have a fun life, sounds like. How does Joe Biden feel about Hunter falling for the CIA Operation Get.The Negroes In Prison Using Freebase? So hilarious that crack carried more jail.time when it was the more impure ie more cocaine in cocaine. These fucking guys!

EDIT : YOU FUCKING GUYS!

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– Primate98 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I'd like to give TPTB credit that this is some deep Blue Beam predictive programming, soaking into our collective subconscious decades ahead of time, but no, this is just some garbage blowing around Devon Island that whatever intern is running imaging for the "rover" was too slipshod to find and delete.

F-ing millenials, amirite?

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1

We're fucked. They want to be waited on hand and foot and as dumb as a bag of bricks. Reading? What's that?.I'll just.watch the.ten minute tutorial.on TikTok. That's the same as.reading the book! When I was a kid, they had RIF or Reading Is.Fun and they gave out books. In between active shooter drills and poisonous chicken nuggets, they watch the movies now..

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– Enlightenment_Now 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Wasn't it Reading is FUNdamental?

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

Yeah but we always just called it Reading is Fun

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 3 points 3 years ago +4 / -1

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen from NASA. How the fuck did a "string like object" get on Mars and then disappear four days later? Are people this pathetic and desperate for a past-time?

I've heard all I want to and I don't want to hear any more.

-David Byrne

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– deleted 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1
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– Compartmentalization 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Trash blowing around on Iceland.

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– RentFreeCrisisAct [S] 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

Or maybe ice blowing around on Trashland?

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– Ep0ch 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Hahaha. What a dumbass. Not on Mars and never went there.

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– King_of_Crazy 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

SQUIRREL!

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– Clobro 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

I happened to pick it up on my walk...

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