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I promise you lads. They're not getting our guns. Are you gonna be eating the bugs? (media.conspiracies.win)
posted 3 years ago by Esuomyonana 3 years ago by Esuomyonana +42 / -2
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– Xaviermgk 9 points 3 years ago +10 / -1

Not at all.

Beef liver is the most nutritious food on the planet.

And interestingly, Wagyu beef is more nutritious than other cattle. Japan knows what's up.

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– FeeFiFoeFi 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I've eaten the worm from a bottle of Mezcal. Does that count?

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– Esuomyonana [S] 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

If you weren't forced to do it by the government, It doesn't.

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– cyberrigger 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

They come with extra mind control protein Spinochordodes tellinii

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– SuicideTruthbomber 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Here's another species

Paragordius tricuspidatus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragordius_tricuspidatus

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– Esuomyonana [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

They've pretty much secured the guns from every nation. This is an important political narrative.

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– KiloRomeo 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

If beef gets too expensive for most people then mushrooms are a much more likely alternative IMO. If this happens it will be because beef supply is drastically reduced. What could cause this? There would be huge incentives to raise cattle amidst such prices....

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– solarsavior 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Soylent Green is even more nutritious.

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– ScreaminMime 3 points 3 years ago +4 / -1

Guns didn't do shit to keep our democracy, you're not going to do shit with one when beef is $30 a pound but cricket burgers are on sale.

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– Esuomyonana [S] 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

I'll take this bet.

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– King_of_Crazy 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1
  1. Learned bug foraging in the military. Found out bugs are nutritious. Tasty depends.

  2. Wife is from Laos. Visited. Bugs are part of their food pyramid. Eaten crickets, meal worms, roasted silk worms, ant larva soup. Still here to type about it. Moral? No problem eating bugs. Protein.

  3. Bambi, Thumper, and Rockey.

  4. Lost my sling shots in a rock paper scissors match.

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– Esuomyonana [S] 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

So did these bugs you've eaten, tasted nicer than a nice slab of steak?

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– King_of_Crazy 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Absolutely. It's all in the prep and how they are cooked. Stir fried and sauted makes for good eating.

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– cyberrigger 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

mind control protein Spinochordodes tellinii

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– SuicideTruthbomber 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Here's another species.

Paragordius tricuspidatus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragordius_tricuspidatus

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– cyberrigger 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I remember folklore as a kid to not eat raw spaghetti because it can give you worms,

(grasshoppers in the wheat harvest).

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