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They say Mark Middleton committed suicide. He was discovered hanging from a tree with a shotgun blast to his chest. Seems legit. (twitter.com)
posted 3 years ago by bgny 3 years ago by bgny +50 / -0
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– Primate98 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

I went looking in the article to see what they said about recovering the shotgun. SPOILER: They don't say. Is it a lie if there was literally no shotgun found on the scene and everyone simply fails to mention it?

I also found this:

'It was very evident that the shotgun worked because there was not a lot of blood or anything on the scene.'

Important advice, folks: if you don't want a big mess on your hands, a shotgun blast is your best bet, and lack of blood means your work is done. Do NOT let pistol salesmen send you away with a 22LR.

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– DZP1 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

Clear case of warning to snitches in the FBI / Perkins Coie office case of Dem access to wiretaps of Dem opponents from 2014 / Obama era through and past Hillary run for pres. You squeal, you die.

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– Ep0ch 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Why the hanging, if you're gonna shotgun? Why not shotgun, if you're gonna hang? Why do both? Simpler ways to die. Not for Judas.

Somebody did the double tap. Or somebody used for the target practice.

But it was the coyotes. It's always the coyotes.

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– aaarrrrjunas1 3 points 3 years ago +4 / -1

if theyre going to mock us in plain sight, they should of at least put 2 in the back of his head.

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– undecidedmask 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah this is just pure comedy at this point. Like the hitman who killed him is tuned into his own meme culture.

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– deleted 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0
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– fuckyourgods -6 points 3 years ago +1 / -7

Don't drink the water. It's full of goat semen.

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