So, if we locked Bezos and Musk in an iron cage in front of a WWF audience, who would win?

Bezos owns and commands the shitpaper WaPo, but Musk owns a mighty electronic social media site. On the other hand, Bezos owns a monster fleet of trucks, warehouses, and jets, while Musk only owns a bunch of auto factories and a couple of space ships and some satellites, and probably a secret lair with sharks with frikkin laser beams on their heads.

I on the other hand own a barbeque grille and a picnic table. Top THAT, Jeff, Elon, Mark, and BillG. Oh, and Hunter, * MY * secret password is DisneyEatsAss. I am an unstoppable killing machine and I'll be bahk.