Cool, so what we have from you so far is (a) the CIA created and funded al-Qaeda, yet (b) they were too dumb to fly planes, so (c) we had to fake the death of their leader, even though we created their leader, because — although he was too stupid to train people to hijack planes — he was smart enough to perpetually evade U.S. intelligence agencies.

If there is a reason why people think conspiracy theorists are retards, this demonstrates it lol.