This is coming from a monkey. Who plays for free. Telling me online isn't rigged. Wait didn't you admit it was? Now you're saying I need to create an online profile to play you. Somebody who makes no rational or even mathematical sense. Some math teacher you are. Dumb stupid monkey.
It wasn't about me. Only your bruised ego needs to prove what an actual belland you are.
I have no interest in you. We aren't dating, god forbid. Offer your nuts to somebody else.
I bet your pokerstars profile looks AWFUL.
They have the stats, you know.
This is coming from a monkey. Who plays for free. Telling me online isn't rigged. Wait didn't you admit it was? Now you're saying I need to create an online profile to play you. Somebody who makes no rational or even mathematical sense. Some math teacher you are. Dumb stupid monkey.
It wasn't about me. Only your bruised ego needs to prove what an actual belland you are.
I have no interest in you. We aren't dating, god forbid. Offer your nuts to somebody else.
Oh, I'm sure you are a math genius, with lines like,
"7 card stud H/L is too confusing".
"I can't handle more than two cards at once".
It still is. That's why you are whining and crying.
Where was my ego bruised?
By your lame insults? LOL MY SIDES
C'mon, show me that winning Pokerstars profile that you have, poker master.
Take a screenshot and scratch out the name, I don't care. I wanna see those winning statistics there.
Or at least a pic of one of your many bracelets.
Never said it wasn't rigged.
I said, "I play for fun, even if the algorithm is wonky."
Did you miss that?