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posted 3 years ago by PaperInk 3 years ago by PaperInk +8 / -0
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– IGOexiled 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

How hilarious, that the slave is looking for permission from the owner to forge a key to the shackles...

"Oh boy, you got me on a technicality. How could I have missed this vulnerability? I guess I won't try to dominate the globe anymore. I'll just have to pick my own cotton from now on. You're free to go."

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– BlackDay2020 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

I admire your thinking out of the box, bro. But...only approved vaccines will satisfy the mandate. And you're not getting an approval without testing. How much testing? If I remember right:

You'll have to run animals trials, Stage 1, Stage 2 and Stage 3 trials (that's a lot of people). And I believe you may have to insure the participants (not sure if that's a legal requirement). Stage 3 trials are not necessary to be completed though thanks to "pandemic" status of COVID. Then the FDA will take it's own sweet time to "validate" the data before approval.

You remember that the FDA quoted it will take 55 years to release all the data at 500 pages a month? That's the kind of scale we're talking about submitting to the FDA. And despite warp speed level development, it still took a year or so to get the vaccines approved. By which time, it'll probably be over.

It is costly. Very costly (at least for an average citizen).

But all this won't matter because you aren't a registered virology lab to be working with such "dangerous" specimens as COVID. Nobody will give you the viral sample. The only kind of vaccine you can make without needing a viral sample is.... an mRNA vaccine (they made that one in a day). Hehehe.

PS: You aren't gonna win by complying with the mandate (making your own vaccine is still complying with the mandate). If you wish to go that route, you'll have far more luck finding a nurse that you can bribe and she'll spill your dose on the floor (like you're Anthony Hopkins).

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– zeppelincheetah 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

"Causes 88% less death than the competition!"

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