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- Get some VC funding by promising 20x returns.
- Use money to bribe some cash starved University professors
- Claim you ran Phase 1-3 trials, by outsourcing fake data from 3rd party "medical testing companies"
- Submit to FDA with BIG FAT CHECK as an attachment
- Wine and dine with the FDA VIRBAC members, throw them some holidays, champagne, hookers, coke and such
- Hire a PR agency to write "news articles" about your vaccine that will save "countless of minority children lives in the ghettos"
- Release a new "variant" of SARS-Cov-2 that only your "special juice" vaccine can combat
- Give some non-preferred stock options to FDA/media/VIRBAC/CDC members from your company's stock pool
- Receive the EUA for your vaxx
- IPO your company, cash in, and do the fuck all you want with the billions you made. Who gives a fuck about mandates and passes when you're part of the Club and no rules apply to you anymore.
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