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Happy birthday Jesus
posted 4 years ago by dukey 4 years ago by dukey +46 / -4

Hope you lot are spending time with your families.

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– NdmsdVdrtrstn 6 points 4 years ago +8 / -2

Tough Year. I hope Jesus continue to shield and protect us from all evil. Hail glory to the king of kings lord of lords.

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– GrahamMouthcock 1 point 4 years ago +3 / -2

Trust the plan.

Jesus will be back in two more weeks.

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– Junionthepipeline 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Naw.theres a lot to go thru before that.

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– alltheleavesarebrown 3 points 4 years ago +4 / -1

Jesus is a great positive energy focus.

Since this is a conspiracy site, look into Josephus, the jew who wrote the new testament for the romans.

And they co-opted the return of the Sun from its circle round the earth. Central part of the earth...Days get longer now. Hallelujah!

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +3 / -2

the sun!

its like... at the root of ALL religions, coincidentally, have worshipping the SUN/SON at its core.

hmmmm....

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1
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– GrahamMouthcock 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

If memory serves me correctly as it's been a while, the first part of the first zeitgeist film sums it all up nicely.

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

understatement of 2021.

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– GrahamMouthcock 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah? I couldn't remember if it was the first one or addendum or the other one(s?)

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

zeitgeist 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6LXDQXMUw

zeitgeist 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoEVJQTUqdw

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– GrahamMouthcock 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

Aw sweet. Merry Christmas

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– arjunas1 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

"THE TRUTH" is truly powerful.

why? i wanna make sense of all this TURD-SHIT. the faster, the better.

until... epistemology rears is head.

then im like, as the great joseph campbell spits poetic, i am the SUPER-HERO of my story.

now im like... FUCK UNDERSTANDING. each step i take is infinity echoing my "hero story."

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– accel2 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

Ho Saturnalia!

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– Snailracer 1 point 4 years ago +2 / -1

Biden says, "Let's go Brandon," and liberals blame Jesus for Joe's mental decline. I guess God is giving us the gift of humor for Christmas.

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– DeplorableGerman 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Amen and Hallelujah, brothers and sisters. Amen and Hallelujah.

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– arjunas1 -1 points 4 years ago +1 / -2

wait...

which version of jesus?

  • baby jesus
  • pre-teen jesus
  • adolescent jesus
  • 42yo jesus
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– deleted 2 points 4 years ago +3 / -1
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– Junionthepipeline 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

They are all good

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– arjunas1 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

AYYYYY..... buddha meditated under the bhodi tree until being 42 years old.

HUUUUUMMMM....

anyone?

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– Redlegs 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

What do you think the significance of 42 is? Also love to know if anyone knows much about the supposed testament of Judas Iscariot, orhow he might have actually been the most favoured disciple of Jesus, and potentially his confidant

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– arjunas1 0 points 4 years ago +1 / -1

1000 stories.

1 guy.

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