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MasksAreChildAbuse 8 points ago +8 / -0

I went to winndixie a few months back wearing a Jazz hat and while I was waiting in line at customer service, a soy boy faggot bagger in a mask came up to me and said “is that a Utah Jazz hat? did you hear about John Stockton?”

and it was right after the news reported he was against the vaccine, and something in this faggots effeminate voice, I instantly knew what he was gonna say, but I played dumb and said “yeah he’s one of my favorite players, grew up watching him”

Then he says, completely ignoring my response like a programmed NPC “he spoke out against vaccines in an alt right documentary and blah blah blah” I honestly stopped listening because he just sounded like if Reddit was a real person.

So I’m like “ah, I see” not paying attention, as I’m getting my money back from the customer service person.

Then when it’s clear I’m not paying attention to him he just blurts out “did you hear Karl Malone raped an 11 year old?”

And I almost bust out laughing. Just at the fact that he was so socially inept and retarded talking at me like he was, but how he also was literally a walking talking Reddit NPC with zero brain, just emitting preprogrammed sounds based on visual or audio triggers. I couldn’t believe such a person actually literally existed. Then I finished up with customer service and left.

From what I understand though Malone did actually do something like that, but like wtf who says that to customers? Lol

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monkeymagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks for the laugh bro

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Careless_Ejaculator 5 points ago +5 / -0

For more information on the covid-vaxx, check this out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_chemical_weapon

Just wait until they release the catalyst and halve the world population overnight.

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PizzaExpressInWoking 5 points ago +5 / -0

Him and Karl Malone were the most formidable pick and roll duo in the history of basketball. I've suspect Karl Malone is also antivaxx since he believes in a variety of conspiracy theories. Example: https://youtu.be/5aPbefau2Zc

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Gesirisi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't know, me and my friend Pete had great chemistry on the pick and roll.

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Oldmancountry17 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pistol Pete? I'm old enough to remember. Lol

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Dorktron4Runner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Basketball was fun to watch in the 80s and 90s. Now, it totally sucks balls. LeBron is a massive faggot.

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monkeymagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

dohnt be fooled, him gonna take da fooking shot peepahl

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Quaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who gives a flying fuck about any form of niggerball?