I went to winndixie a few months back wearing a Jazz hat and while I was waiting in line at customer service, a soy boy faggot bagger in a mask came up to me and said “is that a Utah Jazz hat? did you hear about John Stockton?”

and it was right after the news reported he was against the vaccine, and something in this faggots effeminate voice, I instantly knew what he was gonna say, but I played dumb and said “yeah he’s one of my favorite players, grew up watching him”

Then he says, completely ignoring my response like a programmed NPC “he spoke out against vaccines in an alt right documentary and blah blah blah” I honestly stopped listening because he just sounded like if Reddit was a real person.

So I’m like “ah, I see” not paying attention, as I’m getting my money back from the customer service person.

Then when it’s clear I’m not paying attention to him he just blurts out “did you hear Karl Malone raped an 11 year old?”

And I almost bust out laughing. Just at the fact that he was so socially inept and retarded talking at me like he was, but how he also was literally a walking talking Reddit NPC with zero brain, just emitting preprogrammed sounds based on visual or audio triggers. I couldn’t believe such a person actually literally existed. Then I finished up with customer service and left.

From what I understand though Malone did actually do something like that, but like wtf who says that to customers? Lol