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posted 4 years ago by pkvi 4 years ago by pkvi +22 / -2
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– Xaviermgk 4 points 4 years ago +5 / -1

Anything tied to the Crown is incredibly suspect. I was going to even say that they made up the "Australia is filled with criminals" line to deter people from going there...and look, a glowie even said it for me! It's a "prison hellscape"...sure, sure. Funny how New Zealand isn't viewed the same, and you can't get closer than that.

Same goes for Israel. Of course the U.S. even, though we "severed ties" with Britain long ago. wink wink, nod nod

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

remember when the queen got something caught up in her snatch, and that COOONT replaced the whole aussie government?

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– Xaviermgk 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I found it. 1975. And it made me think of Mom in Futurama, and how her wearing her fake dress harkens back to the Queen.

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

can ye link it?

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– Xaviermgk 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2013/10/01/australia-had-a-government-shutdown-once-it-ended-with-the-queen-firing-everyone-in-parliament/

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I'm sure she busts out with some "CAN IT, YOU NITS!" every once in a while.

Actually, I'm sure it's way worse than that.

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– arjunas1 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

the current aussie cluster-fuck?

nothing happens w/o a nod from the queen.

if fact, shes prob doling out the marching orders.

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Actually no...when was that?

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– nc777 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

What's weird is all the videos that come out where they are politely arguing w/ jackboots locking them. Using some type of office professional management class upwards inflection polite-speak. Like watching the office or some other mid-00s ironic comedy.

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– Girlwithcats 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Absolutely my shock, I thought they’d simply scoff “Fuck off” to all this. This is blatantly “imprisoning opposition” not “quarantining infected.”

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– Snailracer 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Figured stuff like this would happen eventually when I saw how they destroyed so many guns at the end of the 90's. The most dangerous snakes down under make the rules.

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– Mrexreturns 1 point 4 years ago +3 / -2

Don't expect an exceptionalism mindset to carry you past this.

Final warning: This will come to you under the condition where you starve and beg for mercy. Do not expect you to be going commando. You WILL be starved to a point where you cannot pull a gun.

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– Xaviermgk 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Final warning

Why do I have a feeling that this isn't your final warning?

Why lie about it?

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– Mrexreturns 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

It wasn't exactly it, but the message is clear: All the warning signs are here and whatever will happen next February shall be your annihilation.

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– Xaviermgk 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Kinda shady that you have to lie.

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– lightwarrior27 -2 points 4 years ago +2 / -4

On the whole I stopped being shocked by anything going on or living in Australia a long time ago.

I don't hate Australia at all but ask yourself, do we really need them?

Everything on the island is some mutated creature that's likely to kill you, the people who aren't aboriginals are all descendents of criminals who were sent to that prison hellscape of a country, and I'm really scratching my head to find anything they've contributed to popular culture or industry since or aside from crocodile dundee.

Marmite is fucking disgusting.

I feel better.

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– Redlegs 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Great country, great people, awful government. Same as most places.

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– no_public_id 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

You do know that marmite is a British rip off of Vegemite. If you have marmite as a reference I feel sorry for you. Find some Vegemite, spread it on buttered bread, top with a slice of cheese and place under a grill till golden. Discover what real food of the gods is. Marmite is crap.

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– arjunas1 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

VEGEMITE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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– no_public_id 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Succinctly put my friend. 👍

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