Lol I know you are joking but yes I would consider reports of men getting pregnant from the vaccine unreliable at best. You could fill out a report on Vaers right now that said it made your girlfriends dick bigger. Technically a false report is a crime, but when is the last time you heard of anyone being prosecuted for it? It's entirely possible that state actors are filing false reports to VAERS in mass to muddy the waters.