49 () posted 3 years ago by pkvi 3 years ago by pkvi +52 / -3 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Spring 2022: The ninja turtle variant has run rampant across the US. Cawabunga it is.
The cure is pepperoni pizza, I can live with this eventuality.
Spring 2038: Covid-58 is now rampant among third-world countries with a 3% mortality rate. All other countries issuing lockdown level B -- everyone required to stay home, limit to 1 hour of outdoor activity per day. Curfew at 6pm.
Whoever survives the vaccine will jump of the window.
I am Bill Gates and I approve this message.
haha too funny
Well I for one am double scared.... ?
Ooh that'll match perfectly with the double mask fashion, tres chic.
Does this mean we will get triple mask next?
Double Secret Covid!!!
The only cure will be mail in voting for democratic candidates in 2022.
I've already reserved the rights to Cov-Aids and Supercalafragilistictexpiali-Covid.
They can pay up. Largest wealth transfer in history. They can send some my way.
does that mean we need 4 masks now?