49 () posted 3 years ago by pkvi 3 years ago by pkvi +52 / -3 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Spring 2022: The ninja turtle variant has run rampant across the US. Cawabunga it is.
The cure is pepperoni pizza, I can live with this eventuality.
Spring 2038: Covid-58 is now rampant among third-world countries with a 3% mortality rate. All other countries issuing lockdown level B -- everyone required to stay home, limit to 1 hour of outdoor activity per day. Curfew at 6pm.