52 () posted 4 years ago by pkvi 4 years ago by pkvi +52 / -0 18 comments share 18 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Spring 2022: The ninja turtle variant has run rampant across the US. Cawabunga it is.
The cure is pepperoni pizza, I can live with this eventuality.
Spring 2038: Covid-58 is now rampant among third-world countries with a 3% mortality rate. All other countries issuing lockdown level B -- everyone required to stay home, limit to 1 hour of outdoor activity per day. Curfew at 6pm.
Whoever survives the vaccine will jump of the window.
I am Bill Gates and I approve this message.
haha too funny
Well I for one am double scared.... ?
Ooh that'll match perfectly with the double mask fashion, tres chic.
Does this mean we will get triple mask next?
Double Secret Covid!!!
does that mean we need 4 masks now?
The only cure will be mail in voting for democratic candidates in 2022.
I've already reserved the rights to Cov-Aids and Supercalafragilistictexpiali-Covid.
They can pay up. Largest wealth transfer in history. They can send some my way.