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posted ago by itsdangerous ago by itsdangerous +46 / -20

hey so here's my conspiracy theory - yes its just a theory, as I like to entertain them. feel free to replace parts of it with whatever you believe.

  • earth ecosystem is actually at risk and China does not care, would rather everyone die than them not growing

  • western countries including most of Europe made a deal that they'll let China be the strongest world power and take over the US in exchange for polluting, etc less.

  • they all try to do it the easy way but Trump gets so many votes he's elected and fucks up all the plans

  • they try to convince Trump and fail because he's too much of a Chad to even consider it

  • they destroy everything with the fake virus shit instead, so that China gets their part of the deal