My life has been a dark winter. Bring it, meat puppets. Fuck this squirming around bullshit.

Right? Now "whistleblower" only means what They want it to mean.

I dreamed that somebody stapled that ginger parasite to the Faceborg ginger parasite and trebuchet-ed them into a volcano and I was pretty disappointed when I woke up and they were still here smugging bullshit without any consequences

T H I S

Maaaaybe that's because you work for "an evil" corporation.

Hint: THEY ALL ARE.

Enjoy your nice house and cushy life. I'll enjoy my trash house and difficult life for as long as you parasites let me.

Then I'll enjoy something else entirely.

You know you don't actually HAVE to explain, right?

Is that wig satire too?

Stockholm syndrome.

Nice decorative topping of oven cleaner....