I EMP-lore you to recognize that the government trying to EMP-ty our cell signals is the perfect excuse to EMP-hasize old-school talking over texting. If they think they can just EMP-ower these jammers and leave our community completely EMP-ty-handed, they clearly underestimated our ability to pivot to walkie-talkies. We must EMP-loy every analog backup plan we have so our neighborhood's communication remains fully EMP-ly protected against the blackout.