Truth.

(Multiple camera angles from multiple witnesses.)

Hopefully they've calibrated the teleporters for a site to site transfer of sharkfood from DC to the Australian coast. We can live in hope...

Just one politician a day could feed a whole family of great white shark for at least 30 minutes, so donate as much as you can now, and save a shark today.

Here we are, feminism. I told you not to put the cleaning tools down but you wanted to pick my tools up now look at ya, tart.