It's called a "Wire story." Local media outlets do not do any reporting, they just republish whatever comes in the AP news feed. The only conspiracy is a conspiracy of laziness.

"Bank Manager" started as "Bank Teller." Bank teller used to be a respected, professional position. Now it's for retards. Community College dropouts and women too stupid to waitress. It's retail.

Kal Penn was/is Obama's bottom.

They were planning to build a massive desalination plant at San Onofre until some envirofag judge shut it down.

Forced? Just how were they forced? Were they held down by force and swabbed, or did they willingly submit? I'm betting they just bent over and took it like the bitches they are.