TL;DR: We continue our explorations based on characters in the time travel drama Timeless from a decade ago, now skipping back several episodes from the last installment to S1E09 "The Last Ride of Bonnie and Clyde" (original release date 12/5/2016).

Some time ago, I can’t remember when, I tripped across the fact that Bonnie was a Salem Witch. There being so much other research to write up—you would not believe how much—it got shoved aside. Welp, she came up in Timeless, so now is the time.

(Allow me to interject a point about the show itself. You see, off the dome I can recognize most of the historical incidents they visit to be Salem Witch operations and personnel. Thus, I wonder if they were featured precisely because they are all Salem Witch ops and are simply being promoted in yet another venue. Perhaps I would just need to do the research to unveil them as such. Alternatively, perhaps the Salem Witches and their shadowy shenanigans are so interwoven throughout American history that you can’t make a time travel show without constantly running into them. Pick your poison, I suppose.)

We set our Salem Witch scene in the Public Enemy Era (1931-1934). If you’re wondering why They would create a bunch of gangsters, I speculate it was for reasons similar those for the Drug War. Think of the incredible armored gauntlet that was handed to the government for our protection: the DEA, RICO, civil asset forfeiture, etc. Marvel at how drugs and all the societal ills they bring have now vanished </s>.

The notorious gangsters Bonnie and Clyde were going by mononyms long before Prince or Bono or even Cher. When I finally heard Bonnie’s last name, it went off like the buzzer at a basketball game. I immediately looked up the List of the Great Depression-era outlaws.

A quick glance showed a bunch of Salem Witch names that I recognized and that you may also. For reference, this is the List of people of the Salem witch trials. We won’t try to document each outlaw, because after you finish this post I think you might consider the whole list of gangsters to be “Salem Witch-adjacent until proven innocent”. BTW, the list of witches is notably incomplete.

An illustration apart from the TV show: One of the top-shelf outlaws was Ma Barker (1873-1935). Wikipedia tells us that Mary Barker, William Barker Jr., and William Barker Sr., “confessed and/or accused others” at the Salem Witch Trials. None of them have working page links, not that any of the details are relevant or real.

Was Ma a real gangster, or was she a Salem Witch with a narrative spun up around her? Here’s what the wiki page for Alvin Karpis, one of the leaders of the Barker-Karpis Gang, had to say:

Harvey Bailey, another well-known bank robber of the era, knew the Barker gang well, and in his autobiography published in the 1970s, he agreed with Karpis, observing that Ma Barker "couldn't plan breakfast", and was certainly no mastermind behind any gang activity.

Are you starting to get the feeling that a lot of this “public enemy” stuff was concocted? Me too.

Fast-forward to the present: Did you ever wonder how Tom DeLonge got involved in that ludicrous “To the Stars” UFO psyop? Might I suggest that it has something to with his bandmate, Travis Barker (b1975)? Travis had an MTV reality show titled, Meet the Barkers, which I find to be completely ironic given that his wiki page discloses the names of neither his mother nor his father. I feel like we don’t know who Barker is at all.

But we are here to talk about the most infamous of these criminals, Bonnie and Clyde. It turns out the gun moll’s full name was Bonnie Elizabeth Parker. That’s where I stopped way back when because I had heard enough.

At this point, I’d like to be able to formally tie in her genealogy, Bonnie Elizabeth (Parker) Thornton (1910 - 1934), to that of some of the other Parkers we know. Regrettably, I can only go back to her great-great grandfather, Richard T Parker (abt. 1728 - 1799).

That seems like a long time ago, but not in the context of this type of research. Future Captain John Parker, who would eventually command colonial forces at the Battle of Lexington, was born the year after Richard. If it exists, the family link predates that. I am 100% certain there is a link, though: while Richard was born in North Carolina, you’ll see his descendants are liberally sprinkled with Salem Witch names.

While that did not surprise me, I found something which did. Richard had a great-granddaughter named Dicia (Hudman) Champion (abt. 1813 - 1889) who married a man named George Martin Champion (1804 - bef. 1880). Martin is a Salem Witch name, and Champion is a very unusual surname.

Guess where else we find it, though? Clyde’s full name is given in Wikipedia as Clyde Chestnut "Champion" Barrow. Imagine that. Wikipedia does not say where the nickname (?) “Champion” comes from. Lightweight boxer? World’s cutest bank robber? I suggest it’s actually his middle name, not-fing “Chestnut”, and that it reflects his mother’s bloodline. I would say Bonnie and Clyde weren’t star-crossed lovers, but worked together on a project because they were related.

There may be a closer connection but I can’t make the ends meet. Bonnie's grandmother was Mary Jane Walker (1856 – 1935), and Clyde’s grandfather was William Wilson Walker (abt. 1842 - 1920). I’ve never written them up, but the Walkers are a Spook Elite family. Think George Herbert Walker Bush, George Walker Bush, Vincent Walker Foster Jr., and recent CIA Director Gina Cheri Walker Haspel. Think there’s connectivity here?

We now turn to where the history of the ill-fated young outlaw lovers was written into the American psyche. As usual, history came in the form of fiction: the landmark 1967 film, Bonnie and Clyde, starring future Hollywood legends Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway. The movie was nominated for ten Academy Awards and won two. Was it a Salem Witch production? You decide.

For starters, the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in the role of Clyde’s sister-in-law went to Estelle Parsons (b1927). Is the name mere coincidence? I didn’t do the genealogy—which is very problematic now for living persons—but she was born in Lynn, Massachusetts. That’s just a few miles southwest of Salem. Need we say more about her?

The producer and star of the show was Warren Beatty (b1937). His day is past, but to give younger readers a faint idea of how famous Beatty became, the very popular singer Carly Simon released a song about Warren (or was it?) in 1972: “You're So Vain”. It ended up one of the most famous songs of the 1970’s. I mean, give them their due, but no one has written any songs about Tom Cruise or Leo DiCaprio or Brad Pitt, have they?

So was Warren of the Salem Witches? I can only offer some smoke but no fire. First, look at the Wikitree page for Warren (Beaty) Beatty. In the “Ancestors” tab, you’ll see that he has a great-great-grandmother Margaret (Gore) Partlow (abt. 1813). Hmm, as in Al Gore? Well, you’ll note she was born in Virginia, and we discussed the Gores of Virginia way back when in a far different context:

Fauci’s replacement is his deputy, Hugh D. Auchincloss. Name sound familiar? It should because he’s one of the Elites. (conspiracies.win 12/11/2022)

Second, you may have noticed at Wikitree that his birth name is Henry Warren Beaty. He slightly modified his last name and used his middle name as his first name. Or is it really just his middle name? We have seen over and over how the Elites use their middle names to reflect their bloodlines. Is Warren a Warren? IDK, but there was a Mary Warren, "an accuser and later confessed witch… a servant for John and Elizabeth Proctor".

Not enough? I’ll give you a third item and I think you’ll have a hard time getting past this one. You see, it used to be rarely talked about and thus became an item of Hollywood trivia, but screen legend Shirley MacLaine (b1934) is Warren’s big sister. A full sister, at that. For her stage name, she altered the spelling of her mother’s maiden name.

Shirley had some kind of open marriage with her businessman husband, but they did produce a daughter: Sachi Parker (b1956). Oh man, did you see that one coming?!

I often border on accusing some of these Parkers (like the Phoenix Program’s Evan, LAPD’s William H., and Hanging Judge Isaac C., among others) of being psychopaths. In fact, I’ve personally concluded it must be hereditary in some of them. You can now decide if Sachi’s dad Stephen is “on-brand”:

Parker said her parents were negligent and her father was verbally abusive, calling her "the idiot" and forbidding her to read. Parker was frequently left home alone while her father went out. As a teen, she was sent to boarding school in Europe. Parker recalled that one Christmas neither of her parents showed up to pick her up from boarding school when she was 14, stranding her in Europe for weeks. Parker intended to go to college but claims she was cut off financially from her parents at 17.

Sounds like a psycho to me but, as always, decide for yourself. And thanks, as always, for reading!

Coming up: Speaking of psychopaths, I didn’t forget the “lawman” that supposedly caught up with and killed Bonnie and Clyde. Frank Hamer’s lawless activity was too much to cram into this post.