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Greenland is more of an interesting one to talk about.
What's the fascination the Muskrat family has with it?
No Antarctica is much more interesting. Why can't anyone go there besides government approved visits to just one little peninsula?. Why can't commercial airlines fly over it? Why does it take much longer to circumnavigate than it should? Why is this Antarctic treaty along this running treaty in the world despite the fact countries at war would greatly benefit from the resources and positioning?
Because you'll damage the environment. That's the answer to every question.
Oh yeah, penguins.
Lithium deposits.
Lithium wasn't worth dick when Muskrat's grandfather's Technocracy movement pushed for an America that stretches from Venezuela to Greenland as the Technate of the Americas.
Musk wants a snowy area to increase the IQ of wimminz and stupidify males, duhh. Women have a conspiracy to spread radioactive snow into the water supply single men drink from, so the single men can become even dumber. Women will also make snow powered machines that can generate unlimited energy, because wimminz are ultra hyper smart you know. As usual in your theories, men will never do anything and women will keep taking.