10 They merc'd the kid who was going to expose nuclear fusion to the world and murdered the guy in a storage locker as a patsy (twitter.com) posted 2 days ago by BuckeyePatr1ot 2 days ago by BuckeyePatr1ot +12 / -2 9 comments share 9 comments share save hide report block hide replies
No, obviously you did it because nuclear scientists drink water, and he was hogging way too much of your water usage, which is why you killed him.