I'll have a sip everytime I look up in the sky and see no chemtrails...been sober since 98'

straight on TV ad

Ad aka advertisement aka ad (toward) vertere (to turn)...there cannot be anything straight, while ones mind is turned.

straight couple

Straight implies direct; couple implies indirect aka coupled opposites.

sober

Sober/sobre - "moderate in desires or actions"...only nature acts; each being reacts by free will of choice either to nature (perception) or one another's desires (suggestion).

Moderate implies "not excessive in amount"...if ONE consents to any suggestion of another ONE, then ONE excesses the amount of ONEself by a chosen ONE.

Consensus implies immodesty...free will of choice implies moderation.