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So apparently, they actually captured real alien technology in Columbia, and it's all on video. You know those orb UFOs we've been seeing zipping around in far away blurry, shaky phone cam footage? Well, they caught one, or so they say, after it fell from the sky after getting shocked by a power line. Called the Bugosphere, observed by multiple witnesses and recovered by a group of amateurs near Buga Columbia. And it was all caught on camera by two separate individuals, from it flying around before falling to the ground to them actually walking up to it, which honestly looks pretty convincing. They claimed the sphere was freezing cold to the touch when they first picked it up, and that one of them also got very sick for days after touching it. It weighed about four and a half pounds when they first recovered it, but after taking it to a lab, it somehow weighed closer to 22 pounds, about five times heavier. It's engraved with all these crazy looking design symbols and grooves that go all around it. On the front, there's a particular pattern that looks like a circuit board, surrounded by what appeared to be characters in an unknown language. When using AI to translate it, it read the origin of birth through union and energy in the cycle of transformation, meeting point of unity, expansion, and consciousness. Individual consciousness. Okay, take that with a grain of salt. Among the researchers in the independent lab that took it in for study was X-ray radiologist Jose Luis Velasquez, who performed a series of in-depth scans on it, and he found out just how impressive this object really is. In scans determined, the sphere is made of three very dense layers, has a chip-like core on the inside with perfect internal symmetry, and has 18 tiny microspheres inside of it as well that happen to align with the circuit board pattern on the outside, which you will follow just are claiming is what powers the devices anti-gravity, possibly a zero-point energy propulsion system. Thirty-two dots align the grooves that surround the entire sphere, which appear to have been drilled out from the inside. Despite it having no signs of welding, joints, or seams anywhere along its surface, yet appears to be a completely homogenous object, which is just impressive engineering by any means. It was also measured as emitting its own electromagnetic field, and its surface temperature was unusually variable, going up and down at all times. It also didn't react to heat, neither scorching nor even getting hotter when they put a blowtorch to it, and when they poured water on it, it evaporated while staying completely cool to the touch. Rumors went around that Russia contacted the team in possession of the sphere with an offer to purchase it. Before it was sent to Mexican authorities, we'll allegedly now have possession of it and are studying it further. We do know for sure it's an artificial object, whether it be man-made or extra-terrestrial-made. And obviously the internet is in an uproar, absolutely insisting this is just another hoax. I just think it's funny that when we get blurry shaky cam UFO video, skeptics claim it's inconclusive and demand high quality footage, but whenever we do get tangible, conclusive, and up close evidence like this, the same people can call it fake. Which, hey, it very well might be, but man, I really hope it's not.