More interesting what's the deal with golf game. :)
Well, I played golf few times, but found it extremely boring and stupid. But somehow such inactive and stupid sport have kind of wealthy people game image. I don't really understand why. Game is cheap, boring and don't demand any physical or intellectual skills. Soccer, f.e., from the point of view of player is much more entertaining and competitive. Even ping-pong or tennis are way above golf from any point.
What's with that game? How could it get its image of game for wealthy? Why wealthy people are obsessed with this boring and uninteresting pastime? Is it kind of some masonic rithual hidden under the kind of sport, or may be I don't know something about roots of golf, say, originally it used gold balls and silver clubs that had to be used to kick the gold ball into the throats of dead slaves or heads of decapitated enemies? Some background I'm not aware of due to cultural differences?
PS: Sorry, forgot about witch hats. IIRC, they had a small hole at the end, so witches put them on the pot with boiling potion or smouldering shit and use the hole on the top to inhale wapor or smoke to get high and do their witch things. Kind of European Middle-Ages version of bong for weed. :)
hey crazy russian.. try out the wgt world golf tour game.. it's fun. I got on there when it first started was like a couple courses.. here's my profile.
Check out my score history.. games and stuff. Try it out.. it's pretty fun. Try to figure out how the beat the illuminati at their own game. lol. I can.. I can do "par". lol.
Here's some tips.. if you have a wind from the side.. don't click like from the middle, on the side the wind is going. You wanna click to hit the ball.. like on the side the wind is coming from. That's the biggest tip I can give. Otherwise.. if it's windy.. like let's say the wind is like 20 mph from the left or something.. you gotta click on the left side of the middle ding where it shoots.. if you click on the right.. it goes way right with the wind. haha.
I figured this game out, man.. Tested out wind deviations.. like do practice course.. flat.. wind to the side.. so no wind, eh.. well what goes on with "height". Also putting.. lol.. putting downhill. I'm categorized as a "master". You're an expert, lol.. "hacker".. well.. try the golf game.. see if you can get par.. hahahah
Thanks, but I don't like computer games that simulate things I could easily do for real. :) I just can't understand, what's the point. I have a good golf field near me, only 50km/30miles avay, so why would I play golf on PC if I could just drive to real golf? Especially taking in account that PC is more a tool for me than a toy. If I have some free time, spending it with computer will be the least option I'll choose.
Well, actually golf is playable only 5 months a year here, but there is also many winter entertainments too. Starting with cleaning paths and road from a sudden feet of snow in the morning. Best fitness ever, even with snowblower, and it's free! :)
From the other side, I have to admit that writing computer golf game could be a pretty interesting thing, from the implementation od realworld physics simulation point of view. I could imagine myself writing computer golf game as self-entertainment, not playing it. :)
ok I got a tip.. I got my first computer in april 1997.. it cost like fuckin what was it, eh.. i'll do a post about that next.. It was to get like groceries delivered.. lol.. 3900 bucks in 1997 for the lol.. you know the deal.
golf.. i played it for real.. went to this field complex around here.. by the railroad tracks.. up.. so nobody from the road could see you. So you got like a US football field.. not soccer.. then a baseball field past that.. and another baseball field. I check the google maps for that area.. The US football part was like.. 100 yards..
I brought my golf bag.. lol.. early morning.. nobody on the whole field.. I tee off, eh.. whole bag of cheap golf balls from walmart.. lol.. Then you go over to the other end.. and try to shoot them back between the goal posts. It was lotsa fun.
But yeah.. I'd go to "driving ranges" where you pay and get a bucket.
That, on my own, on the play field there.. that was good..
What I learnt though.. with "golf swing".. it's not like "baseball swing". lol.. what you want is the damn club to be in the same spot, right.. so if you're moving your arms all over the place.. it's bad.
The biggest key I found from those tests.. is.. you gotta keep that stuff "straight", while you're swinging back. You can try the "baseball swing", eh.. But it's bad.
If you watch like ok golf guys.. they keep that left elbow kinda like not moving around all that much.
The biggest key, I can give you about golf swings.. is not moving your arms around like baseball swings, ok..
I figured out golf like how I did lately, with beating the illuminati at sports betting.. lol..
Here's what's going on with golf swings.. I had to keep my "torso twist" more than moving my arms around. You know what I mean.. So just kinda swing back and it's a "torso twist", more than moving your arms around. Try that in practice tests.
Well, I made my first computer in 1990. Sinclair ZX Spectrum clone. In 1997 I already had few PCs and notebooks. Usually bought used ones for cheap, often broken, fixed them, and used.
Then you go over to the other end.. and try to shoot them back between the goal posts. It was lotsa fun.
IDK, shooting cans from shotgun or even pneumatic handgun exite me more. May be just not my game inherently.
what you want is the damn club to be in the same spot, right.. so if you're moving your arms all over the place.. it's bad.
Kind of. Hands are less repeatable, because there are too many muscles in them, so it is much more complex to command them all properly and precise.
That is why, f.e. in sport handgun shooting, they teach you to grasp a gun in your hand so, that you don't need to move your hand to look stright throgh the gun sight to the foresight. Gun should be positioned like it is a continuation of your strightened arm. And you just rise your whole hand and target is in sight already, you don't need to use dozens of muscles of hand to catch the target in sight, just rise your hand and shoot.
Same with golf. To hit the ball you need stright hand, then it's repeatable and less complex, so much precise, because you have to command only few muscles, not dozens.
Even hammering nails is much easier if you grasp hammer properly beforehand.
Didn't actually play baseball at all. In childhood, I tried to play similar game, "lapta", very old traditional Russian game, but wasn't succesfull in it at all. :)
More interesting what's the deal with golf game. :) Well, I played golf few times, but found it extremely boring and stupid. But somehow such inactive and stupid sport have kind of wealthy people game image. I don't really understand why. Game is cheap, boring and don't demand any physical or intellectual skills. Soccer, f.e., from the point of view of player is much more entertaining and competitive. Even ping-pong or tennis are way above golf from any point.
What's with that game? How could it get its image of game for wealthy? Why wealthy people are obsessed with this boring and uninteresting pastime? Is it kind of some masonic rithual hidden under the kind of sport, or may be I don't know something about roots of golf, say, originally it used gold balls and silver clubs that had to be used to kick the gold ball into the throats of dead slaves or heads of decapitated enemies? Some background I'm not aware of due to cultural differences?
PS: Sorry, forgot about witch hats. IIRC, they had a small hole at the end, so witches put them on the pot with boiling potion or smouldering shit and use the hole on the top to inhale wapor or smoke to get high and do their witch things. Kind of European Middle-Ages version of bong for weed. :)
hey crazy russian.. try out the wgt world golf tour game.. it's fun. I got on there when it first started was like a couple courses.. here's my profile.
https://www.wgt.com/players/mulliganwi/default.aspx
Check out my score history.. games and stuff. Try it out.. it's pretty fun. Try to figure out how the beat the illuminati at their own game. lol. I can.. I can do "par". lol.
Here's some tips.. if you have a wind from the side.. don't click like from the middle, on the side the wind is going. You wanna click to hit the ball.. like on the side the wind is coming from. That's the biggest tip I can give. Otherwise.. if it's windy.. like let's say the wind is like 20 mph from the left or something.. you gotta click on the left side of the middle ding where it shoots.. if you click on the right.. it goes way right with the wind. haha.
I figured this game out, man.. Tested out wind deviations.. like do practice course.. flat.. wind to the side.. so no wind, eh.. well what goes on with "height". Also putting.. lol.. putting downhill. I'm categorized as a "master". You're an expert, lol.. "hacker".. well.. try the golf game.. see if you can get par.. hahahah
Thanks, but I don't like computer games that simulate things I could easily do for real. :) I just can't understand, what's the point. I have a good golf field near me, only 50km/30miles avay, so why would I play golf on PC if I could just drive to real golf? Especially taking in account that PC is more a tool for me than a toy. If I have some free time, spending it with computer will be the least option I'll choose.
Well, actually golf is playable only 5 months a year here, but there is also many winter entertainments too. Starting with cleaning paths and road from a sudden feet of snow in the morning. Best fitness ever, even with snowblower, and it's free! :)
From the other side, I have to admit that writing computer golf game could be a pretty interesting thing, from the implementation od realworld physics simulation point of view. I could imagine myself writing computer golf game as self-entertainment, not playing it. :)
hang on buddy.. trying to read through that..
ok I got a tip.. I got my first computer in april 1997.. it cost like fuckin what was it, eh.. i'll do a post about that next.. It was to get like groceries delivered.. lol.. 3900 bucks in 1997 for the lol.. you know the deal.
golf.. i played it for real.. went to this field complex around here.. by the railroad tracks.. up.. so nobody from the road could see you. So you got like a US football field.. not soccer.. then a baseball field past that.. and another baseball field. I check the google maps for that area.. The US football part was like.. 100 yards..
I brought my golf bag.. lol.. early morning.. nobody on the whole field.. I tee off, eh.. whole bag of cheap golf balls from walmart.. lol.. Then you go over to the other end.. and try to shoot them back between the goal posts. It was lotsa fun.
But yeah.. I'd go to "driving ranges" where you pay and get a bucket.
That, on my own, on the play field there.. that was good..
What I learnt though.. with "golf swing".. it's not like "baseball swing". lol.. what you want is the damn club to be in the same spot, right.. so if you're moving your arms all over the place.. it's bad.
The biggest key I found from those tests.. is.. you gotta keep that stuff "straight", while you're swinging back. You can try the "baseball swing", eh.. But it's bad.
If you watch like ok golf guys.. they keep that left elbow kinda like not moving around all that much.
The biggest key, I can give you about golf swings.. is not moving your arms around like baseball swings, ok..
I figured out golf like how I did lately, with beating the illuminati at sports betting.. lol..
Here's what's going on with golf swings.. I had to keep my "torso twist" more than moving my arms around. You know what I mean.. So just kinda swing back and it's a "torso twist", more than moving your arms around. Try that in practice tests.
Well, I made my first computer in 1990. Sinclair ZX Spectrum clone. In 1997 I already had few PCs and notebooks. Usually bought used ones for cheap, often broken, fixed them, and used.
IDK, shooting cans from shotgun or even pneumatic handgun exite me more. May be just not my game inherently.
Kind of. Hands are less repeatable, because there are too many muscles in them, so it is much more complex to command them all properly and precise.
That is why, f.e. in sport handgun shooting, they teach you to grasp a gun in your hand so, that you don't need to move your hand to look stright throgh the gun sight to the foresight. Gun should be positioned like it is a continuation of your strightened arm. And you just rise your whole hand and target is in sight already, you don't need to use dozens of muscles of hand to catch the target in sight, just rise your hand and shoot.
Same with golf. To hit the ball you need stright hand, then it's repeatable and less complex, so much precise, because you have to command only few muscles, not dozens.
Even hammering nails is much easier if you grasp hammer properly beforehand.
Didn't actually play baseball at all. In childhood, I tried to play similar game, "lapta", very old traditional Russian game, but wasn't succesfull in it at all. :)