TL;DR: Evidence strongly points towards Trey Parker being a member of one of a number of families of generational Satanists who have been running psyops and influencing history from just outside the spotlight for many centuries.

This is another example of how associations can be right in front of our faces, yet we never see them. I’ve known Trey Parker’s name for over 25 years, and I daresay I’ve written more than anyone in the world (at least publicly) on the Parker family of Satanists, yet it only now occurred to me that he may be one of them.

You have already concluded by this instant that he is one of them, of course, or I wouldn’t have written this and you wouldn’t be reading it. However, reflect honestly for a moment and understand that—even for readers of these posts—it never occurred to you either. The important lesson is to try to cut some slack for your normie friends and family who don’t already see what you already see.

I suppose we should start with the subconscious assumption we’ve had all along (and that normies have about everything): to the extent that we thought about it at all, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were just a couple of rando drunken college buddy creative bros that put together a low-brow, vulgar cartoon that caught the zeitgeist just right and became a runaway success. If there was anything more to the story, someone would have told us, right?

No, of course not. That’s not how the world works at all. It’s rare that you ever get more to the story, but that’s what I’m here to offer to you. It begins right at the top of his wiki page, where we find out his name is really Randolph Severn Parker III. The "Trey" comes from him being the third in a row of that fancy name. Being the third of a fancy name—especially here, where we’re on the trail of people obsessed with bloodlines—doesn’t suggest any kind of random bro, does it?

And we’re off to the races except that we come to a screeching halt. There are no genealogical records that I can locate on Trey. Sus, to be sure, but I think by the end of this you won’t feel you’ll need it for confirmation. First—and with a link containing much more context—we should recall that another Parker was previously all over our TV screens on a weekly basis:

Jameson Parker, star of the hit 80’s crime drama “Simon & Simon”, was truly the unseen Parker (plus further confirmation on Sean and Robbie and a note about psychopaths) (conspiracies.win 12/2/2024)

I guess my title stands, given that Jameson was in front of the cameras while Trey works behind the scenes. But still, as a cultural force, I think few would disagree that Simon & Simon was entirely innocuous, while South Park has upped (downed?) the level of cultural degradation a notch or two. Not objectionable to Satanists of any stripe, do you think?

While you’re at that link, you can find discussion of a telling uniformity of hair color of certain Parkers, a distinctive medium-dark reddish-brown. How about Trey? There’s a profile pic on his wiki page, but this pic might be a better one by which to judge. Actually, I’ve started to notice something about eye color too, and we’ll come back to that in the bonus. As for judging similarity, you might think about yourself as compared to your first cousins who might even share your surname. And here I’ve found a bunch of Parkers with similar hair, which doesn’t seem like it would be at all easy to find or manufacture.

On the same note of “not easy to manufacture”, Trey and the Parkers sit in a much larger context, a bit of which is discussed here:

It’s a (very) Small World 3x3: 3 Elite Families working together in 3 locations (and no one ever noticed) (conspiracies.win 3/31/2024)

Reading that, fans of South Park might already have thought, “Hey, Trey Parker is actually from Colorado!” Indeed. And not just from Colorado, but from near Denver, which that post takes as one of the three locations. Specifically, Trey was born and grew up just to the southwest of Denver, in what I am sure is lovely Conifer, Colorado. He attended school just 15 minutes north up the mountain highway and graduated from Evergreen High School (Colorado) in 1988. Hmmm, “evergreen”… that word sounds strangely familiar….

Exposing the Dark World: There’s something very strange about “Evergreen” (conspiracies.win 2/20/2024)

Speaking of high school, Trey’s partner (handler?), Matt Stone, was raised in the nearby Denver suburb of Littleton, Colorado. Ring a bell? Had the town’s most notorious event been called the “Littleton High IRL FPS in Honor of Hitler’s Birthday”, we might recognize Matt’s alma mater, but it has the far-less-market-savvy handle of the “Columbine High School massacre”. Boring name.

I note that Matt Stone “is of Irish-American heritage from his father's side and Jewish heritage from his mother's side. The South Park characters Gerald and Sheila Broflovski were named after them.” If anyone out there thinks they’re always going to find a Jew behind everything, I’ve pointed him out to you. However, I think others will recognize that if we’re always just looking for Joos, we’re going to miss quite a lot. And that’s the point.

Another key collab by Trey and Matt is the 2011 musical, The Book of Mormon. I suppose you could accept that their motivation was to take down organized religion a notch by exposing their silliness and control, or perhaps it was that Trey was once dumped by a Mormon girl and wanted some payback on her entire faith or some such thing. Sure, believe whatever you like, but be aware that there is a far deeper connection between the Parkers and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints:

Billy the Kid was the cousin of two Mormon OGs that overthrew Joseph Smith and the LDS, which should tell you one was fake and the other controlled from way back (plus the Parkers appear!) (conspiracies.win 11/12/2024)

Finally, speaking of artistic inspiration, we should talk about Trey’s directorial debut in a work that predates South Park: 1993’s Cannibal! The Musical. I mean, it’s just that Satanists are consistently rumored to practice cannibalism, so… weird.

But you know, it’s not just the subject matter and that Trey was trying to get attention as an outrageous edgelord. The musical is based on a true story. Gross. Also, you can read that the title was originally Alfred Packer: The Musical. “Packer”? Um, that’s really, really close to “Parker”, isn’t it? Maybe someone decided this musical “based on a true story about a guy almost named Parker” was a little too based on a true story and changed the name. Anyway, makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

Bonus: I know that few out there are aware but there’s this thing called pornography. It’s been around forever, but it hit ultra-overdrive in the late 1970’s with the introduction of what we used to call “videocassette recorders”, kids. Welp, that was exactly when porn actress Kay Parker was also introduced to us. Take a look at her hair and eye color. (Yes, that’s similar to her hair color as a younger woman, but don’t go looking up any pictures of that.)

Double-bonus: There was a villain in The Vampire Diaries called Kai Parker. He was not named after the pornographic actress we just talked about, if that’s what you were thinking. Turns out that “Kai” is short for Malachai.

Not to get nerdy but I have to get nerdy: the name “Malachai” is a vowelization of the Hebrew word root “m-l-k”. You will find many variations on that vowelization, from “Moloch” to “Milchcom”. The word root means something like “king”, which is a generic title.

Now, you may choose to take my take my word in place of a very long case, but I have only ever found that word historically to refer to the entity typically called Satan. I can’t even begin to describe the hurricane of misunderstanding and disinformation surrounding all this, but the point is that here we have it attached to a Parker. Mere happenstance, perhaps.