TL;DR: The claim is that the Roswell Incident (<- note that Wikipedia recently removed “UFO” from the middle of the name) was a hoax perpetrated by the same set of Spook Families (suspected generational Satanists) stretching back to the Salem Witch Trials and long before. The extremely narrow focus we’ll take here is to see if members of these Families participated who didn’t even bother changing their last names (because they know no one’s looking). Surprise! This post ends up extremely long.

I like to describe how I find my way to these things, because in the end it’s nothing special. If you think that somehow it’s all “too weird” to be true, that’s how I feel also. But when the evidence is put before us, what are we to do?

Up til now, I thought I was going to have to leave Roswell out of my big roundup of “UFO Phenomenon” <--> “Salem Witch Trials” posts. I mean, I knew it was a hoax from other analysis, but could I tie the two together? I had one tenuous link: Col. William Blanchard. That was it.

Now, a future post will discuss this guy in more detail, but I was researching Stanton Friedman. He “broke” the whole Roswell thing open in the early 70’s, reviving it from a long slumber. He seemed like a basic Jew-Canadian so I suspected he had a handler. Perhaps similarly to Budd Hopkins (another post), his wife was his handler. Lo and behold, Stanton’s first wife was named Porter, a name from the list of people of the Salem witch trials. (You can find the names we’ll talk about presently on that list.) I researched her and, yeah, she was his handler.

That was yesterday Today, I was researching a post to deboonk Roswell as the very beginning of the “(False) Dawn of the Flying Saucer Age”, and I wanted to base my thesis on problems with the chronology of events. Rather than yandexing, I was using two old paperbacks on Roswell I happened to have laying around:

UFO Crash at Roswell (1991) and the imaginatively titled The Truth About the UFO Crash at Roswell (1994)

Both are by Kevin D. Randle (spook) with Donald R. Schmitt (probably the brains of the operation). BTW, given the title of the second, what does that make first? Joke’s on you, both are disinfo. I’ll be quoting from these books so you’ll be able to see that it’s not just that “some dude who happened to be named (blank) happened to be walking by”. These are the people who made it all go and who we got the Roswell story from. Just FYI, the 1991 book is identical to mine, I believe, but the 1994 book may be a different edition.

As I was looking for who knows what, I happened across the name of one of the airmen who loaded the “saucer wreckage” onto the bomber to fly both it and Jesse Marcel out to Eighth Air Force Headquarters: Master Sergeant Robert Porter. “OMG, is this really happening again?” asked I to myself.

Yes, and here we are. We’ll jump off from the last post, where we discussed the commanding officer of the 509th Bombardment Group, Very Heavy, and who also served as the base commander of Roswell Army Air Field at the time of the “incident”:

General William H. Blanchard: phony nukes, phony witches, and the (false) Dawn of the Flying Saucer Age (conspiracies.win 12/4/2024)

Funnily enough, you see there that I can’t place any Blanchards at Salem in 1692 (yet), but they are at other “witch hunts” both before and after. The Blanchards and the Parsons, though, seem to have some “strange attraction” to the Roswell area long before flying discs started arriving. And, well, it seems like a couple of other Families did too:

Brazel picked up some of the smaller fragments and, with [William] Proctor, headed off to his nearest neighbors, Floyd and Loretta Proctor [William’s parents], who lived about ten miles from the ranch headquarters.

[Quoting the Las Vegas Review-Journal] It is said that an object described as a ‘flying disc’ was found on the nearby Foster ranch three weeks ago by W.W. Brazel and has been sent to ‘higher official’ [sic] for examination.

We are really off to the races! Now, I get that’s the next name is fairly common, but I must stress that this guy played a crucial role in my understanding of Roswell. You see, for many years I believed a saucer really did crash there and even told people that.

My opinion was based on one photo of a handful of photographs taken the day Marcel brought the wreckage to General Roger Ramey at Carswell. The evidence in it has come to be referred to as the “Ramey Memo”. Later, I flipped 180 and came to see it as evidence of the hoax. It’s all too long to explain here but you can research it on your own. Neither book mentions it. Funny. Anyway, who took that pivotal photo?

J. Bond Johnson was a staff reporter for the Fort Worth Star Telegram in July, 1947…. Johnson arrived at the base. The guard at the gate knew him, knew that he was coming, and knew where he was supposed to go…. Johnson took four pictures. Two had Ramey by himself….

A natural double! One of those two photos of Ramey yielded that “Ramey Memo” where we can “accidentally” see the text. Another photo is the famous one of Jesse Marcel, where he has a look on his face that I think you will now agree says, “Oh, I can’t say a word about how I just got historically motherfucked, can I?”

Another common name, but more crucial “first-hand testimony”:

About dusk, Sergeant Melvin E. Brown and one other soldier were stationed in the truck with orders not to look under the tarp. Brown could not resist the temptation and as soon as his superiors moved away, he pulled the tarp aside. There he saw the bodies.

Chilling! More testimony…

Frankie Rowe, whose father, Dan Dwyer, was a fire fighter with the Roswell Fire Department in July 1947, saw more than just a few fragments of debris…. Frankie Rowe later heard rumors that the being was taken directly to the base hospital. Supposedly it walked into the building without assistance.

Good heavens! Actually, I have to pause here and state that I think the name is fake and coded, and this person didn’t even exist. First, it would be very unusual at that time for a girl to have a masculine nickname. A girl named Francis would be called Francie. Worse is that it would be extremely unusual for a child to have a different surname than his or her parents. To illustrate, in the 70’s TV hit The Brady Bunch, it was never even explicitly addressed as to whether Mike had adopted his second wife’s daughters and given them his last name. It literally went without saying.

Worse than those points, we saw the name “Frankie” encoded in the Pascagoula Abduction. Worst, the name “Franklin” was all over the Black Dahlia murder. It all got so crazy I never posted 2/3 of what I had written.

Next up, a double header:

Brazel arrived at the jail sometime on the afternoon of Sunday, July 6, 1947, according to the witnesses. Deputy B.A. Clark took the initial report then turned it over to Sheriff Wilcox.

[Quoting Colonel Thomas J. DuBose, chief of staff of the Eighth Air Force] … there was talk of some elements that had been found on the ground outside Roswell, New Mexico,… that the debris or elements were to be placed in a suitable container, and Blanchard was to see that they were delivered…. They were placed in a suitable container, and Al Clark, the base commander at Carswell [Fort Worth Army Air Field], would pick them up and hand deliver them to McMullen in Washington.

That second quote is also an excellent illustration of how all this goes on right under the nose of a high-ranking officer. Mind your business, Tommy!

From here, there are a few additions that did not fit my strict criteria but I believe are worth mentioning. One is that while there is an accused witch Mary Green at Salem, for Roswell we have:

The city editor, Cullen Greene, asked him [J. Bond Johnson] if he had his camera, a Speed-Graphic, and when he said that he did, the editor told him to get out to Brigadier General Ramey's office.

Spot me an “e” after two and a half centuries? In any case, another key moving part, eh? Also, I’ve never been able to attach them one to the other, but there have been a lot of Hopkinses that have cropped up in all this, beginning with the original Witchfinder General of the early 17th Century himself, Matthew Hopkins. In fact, we saw a Hopkins right up top! And at Roswell?

The regular morning staff meeting is moved up to 7:30 A.M. Blanchard discusses the new find and its possible disposition. Attending the meeting are Marcel and Cavitt; Lieutenant Colonel James I. Hopkins, the operations office; Major Patrick Saunders, the base adjutant; Major Isidore Brown, the personnel officer; and Lieutenant Colonel Ulysses S. Nero, the supply officer.

Bonus: When you read the name of the photographer of the “Ramey Memo”, did you immediately think of James Bond? That’d be crazy if that was his name, and there he was five years before Ian Fleming published the first “007” novel, wouldn’t it?

Beyond Top Secret: Eyewitness Accounts to the Roswell Incident (Ancient Origins 4/8/2022)

James Bond Johnson, the Army photographer who took the posed photos of Ramey, DuBose, and Marcel, later surprised everyone by earning a Ph.D. degree, and becoming a psychologist, Methodist minister, and National Security Council (NSC) consultant at the White House. But he never forgot Roswell along the way, and became a highly-credible, highly-placed, direct source for the truth….

If you were wondering, yes, these Spook Families can be traced at least as far back as the time of Elizabeth I. Her private spook/sorcerer and the original “007”, John Dee, is the least interesting character running around at the time. That’s why They tell you about him over and over.

Double-bonus (part 1): This one doesn’t fit the criteria because it supposedly takes place in 1988. For anyone following my work, I think you knew this was coming:

Jim Parker’s son sees a strange pickup truck on the ranch where the debris was found in 1947. Parker and his son chase it down and discover two men sitting in a U.S. Air Force pickup with a camper on the back. Inside are maps of the local area… then ask if Parker knows about the Roswell crash, mentioning that the site is somewhere close. Parker doesn’t know what they are talking about. The men leave the ranch then.

Oh ho, gotta be real then, right!?

Double-bonus (part 2): I just found out today that one of the two main characters in 1984’s The Philadelphia Experiment is named Jim Parker. Also, you’ll also see that the character of “TV Newscaster #1” is played by Stephanie Faulkner.

Double-bonus (part 3): Guess what rancher shows up yet again in an episode of The X-Files?

Jim Parker was a rancher who lived in Browning, Montana, on the Two Medicine Ranch, with his son Lyle.

Maybe I can reach Inception and just quit. Thanks for reading!