If you cannot haul your fat carcus down to the polling station then you haven't earned the right to vote. If you can drive yourself to Walmart and use their scooter and fill up the basket with snacks, candy, frozen pizzas and two litre cokes, then you can make it down to the polling station and cast your vote in person. Oh yea, bring your state issued ID lest the poll workers think you are trying to vote illegally.