Calm down, I just said I thought the story was fake. But don't worry because exploding pagers are good evidence for it. You've convinced me and everyone else who might be tempted to express views at variance with your own.

You're free to believe whatever you please, but I have found that that particular freedom is actually too much for the vast majority to handle. They'd rather tell everyone else how correct and outraged they are. I find it dismaying to see displayed, personally, but there you have it.