Matthew 16:4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas.
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Matthew 24:36 · 1382 Wycliffe Bible
Speaking of His second coming, Jesus said:
I THOUGHT i smelled lavender!
And that is why I don't care about the end of the world. Just be ready and worry not
Looks like I'm stuck in Denver
I'm always saying that I'll probably win the lottery and everything will go to crap the next day
This is pretty common in this dimension. Don't despair guys.
Its not the apocalypse tomorrow because if it was, my coworker would have offered to front me some coke. Hahaha!
Seriously though, they fucking wish! We probably don't want to know the wild and sick shit they have in store, but it isn't the end.
Oh yeah, ain't worried not one bit or I wouldn't be joking about it. If we live every day as if it could be our last, we're always ready. So I guess I'm ready about half the time. Gotta work on that....
His mercies are new everyday!
If they weren't, I'd be in really big trouble
The sign of Jonah... Christ was in the tomb for 3 days.
Already happened.