IRRADIATION

They already came up with a caricature for people who think microwaves are harmful - a guy wearing an aluminum foil cap (crazy, get it? Ha ha ha).

The campaign has been on for a number of decades to make light of the effect of irradiation of all sorts.

Back in the 20th century, people had a great respect for irradiation.

Parents told their kids to keep their distance from the TV. Doctors recommended X-Rays only in the most necessary of circumstances. TV and radio transmitters were required by law to be located away from major population centers.

Slowly but surely, the stigma of irradiation was lowered to the importance of bubblegum.

Now doctors recommend yearly breast exams, you get an X-Ray every time you enter a hospital. People put irradiation devices (called cell phones) right up to their brain and blast away. Irradiation towers populate the urban scenery like dandelions in the spring.

Oh, and the warning against irradiating screens has gone out the window – put your face right up against screen, folks, they’re harmless now.

Oh, by the way, check out the massive eyeglass-wearing population we have now.

The freaking majority is wearing glasses, and most of those are trying to hide the fact by wearing contact lenses (and it ain’t because they read too much).

I’m not an idiot, you don’t have to show me how kids that aren’t particularly into computers are not wearing glasses while the computer-addicted ones are.

And yes, staring into a TV (oh, whoops), er, computer screen at close range all day WILL diminish your eyesight.

So here we are stuck with a population of eyeglass-wearing nerds which are not even smart, but instead some of the stupidest people you ever saw.

In addition, many people have picked up the nasty habit of irradiating microwaves directly into their brains at all times of night and day.

Yep, I’m talking about cell phones (see cell phone article in this blog).

The sprouting of bothersome tumors on the side where the user placed the cell phone to the ear came out in a big way a while ago…and just as mysteriously vanished.

Out of sight, out of mind.

The only good news is that the new mini-cell phones irradiate a little bit less…

…but that’s because every street corner now has an irradiating cell phone or wi-fi tower.

Get it?

Now everyone gets irradiated.

The total irradiation of our living environment has been touted as the biggest blessing modern technology can bestow upon man.

Towns like to brag how ‘wired’ they are.

The truth is all these ‘wired’ Shangri Las are also cancer clusters.

Even the cancer cluster problem (ever hear the term lately) has been brushed off and the blame transferred to buildings (like schools) upon which all sorts of useless concern is heaped to distract from the fact that Timmy is attending a bisecting signal cancer oven.

As a matter of fact, the term ‘cancer cluster’ is not even used anymore. Too distracting, too alarming and too common to be using words like that anymore.

Please be aware that as you read this, half of the population of the United States is expected to get cancer at some point in their lives.

Nothing dire to see here folks, cancer, arthritis, the common cold, just facts of life.

Through brainwashing, total irradiation of our living space has gotten the acceptance of public lighting or public water fountains.

Just a harmless, considerate and useful service supplied by nice people for your convenience.

We are living in an ocean of microwave irradiation.

And the funny thing is more and more things are starting to irradiate.

Now not only are cell phone towers irradiating, but electric meters are too. And soon they want to put irradiating ‘RFID’ chips into every single item you buy. And let’s not forget your irradiating Smart ID or Passport, your wireless mouse, your wireless headphone, your car, your cell phone, your laptop, your router, your cable box, your microwave (I won’t even go into the dangers of microwave ovens – too well known already), etc, etc, etc.

More recently, they want us to start accepting the benevolence of irradiated food.

It’s safe! They say. It’s healthy. It’s good for you! It gets rid of all the bacteria.

The scheme is to pass as much of your food as possible through – get this – radioactive isotopes!

That’s right, highly radioactive nuclear waste.

Hey, food irradiation is the fluoride of the 21st Century!

I guess the nuclear power plants finally found a way to get rid of all that excess nuclear waste they’re housing.

Needless to say, the ‘radiated’ food will probably have the same effects of any type of food that has been exposed to radiation (normally we throw food like this away, but no more!).

The string of salmonella poisonings is probably a scheme to prepare the public mind for the eating of irradiated food.

You know…let me just pause here.

You know, with what I have written above, I am beginning to suspect that walking away from ‘civilization’ is probably one of the healthiest, most life-saving, ,wholesome decisions you can probably make nowadays.

Society itself has become anti-life and toxic.