The eclipse is actually a fakeout by Stanley Kubrick and Jack Nicholson will appear with an axe and chop up the sun. My info source is a top-level nuclear scientist who is also a Scientologist and part-time tranny exotic dancer in the Target childen's wear department.
Jesus, and they always accuse the ancients of being superstitious about eclipses.
But I guess, yeah, if a dragon really is going to eat the Sun, then every dipshit is going to have to tweet about and will clog up the cell towers.
The eclipse is actually a fakeout by Stanley Kubrick and Jack Nicholson will appear with an axe and chop up the sun. My info source is a top-level nuclear scientist who is also a Scientologist and part-time tranny exotic dancer in the Target childen's wear department.