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posted 337 days ago by Needmorepopcorn 337 days ago by Needmorepopcorn +20 / -2

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– deleted 11 points 337 days ago +11 / -0

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– rentfreeclimateact 10 points 337 days ago +10 / -0

Exactly. If they are so smart, why do they trust US?

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– Needmorepopcorn [S] 4 points 336 days ago +4 / -0

You cant crash on the moon if you cant get their kek!

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– Biostrike14 4 points 337 days ago +5 / -1

There's always the theory the 'crashes' were just a way for them to seed us with technology that moved us in the direction they wanted us to move in.

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– deleted 4 points 336 days ago +4 / -0

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– KiloRomeo 10 points 337 days ago +10 / -0

LAT/LONG is only one of many coordinate systems that we've developed. Why would they use the same as us?

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– brahbruh 3 points 337 days ago +3 / -0

Food for Thought

Post

Does anybody have an explanation for why I'm able to see boats 31 miles from the shore when they should be over 500 feet below the horizon?

Response

Get the fuck outta here you paid government shill! You were sent here to make us look like idiots!

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Inter-dimensional aliens crashed into Miami because they used earth satellite GPS, which only works on the surface of the Earth, and they got the numbers backwards (d'oh!), naturally resulting in 10 foot tall beings, which were not able to be videotaped, walking around Miami, during a riot...

Response

Seems legit - let's look into this!

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– Dorktron4Runner 3 points 337 days ago +6 / -3

Aliens and SPAAAACEE!

All fake.

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– Needmorepopcorn [S] 2 points 336 days ago +2 / -0

Looks like demonology is back on the menu.

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– Dorktron4Runner 1 point 336 days ago +2 / -1

Always has been on the menu. People like to trade out faith-based ideas (space! and muh aliens) for what’s been clearly described in the Bible for thousands of years. Demons and the Synagogue of Satan use aliens to dupe people.

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– a11en 2 points 337 days ago +3 / -1

Interestingly, that position appears fairly close to the “pole of inaccessibility” - the hardest to reach position in Antarctica.

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