Drowned in water depth you could stand up in, and have no trouble floating in. Okay, maybe if he was unconscious - but now how do you get knocked unconscious in non-stormy waters by your paddleboard? Okay, maybe he was on drugs and fell unconscious. So who does paddleboarding on drugs yet drowns while there is someone in the vicinity too? And Obama flies in someone to do the autopsy - rejecting a local coroner?
How stinky can something get.
"When I kill people, I try not to make it so obvious!"
-- Hillary
Drowned in water depth you could stand up in, and have no trouble floating in. Okay, maybe if he was unconscious - but now how do you get knocked unconscious in non-stormy waters by your paddleboard? Okay, maybe he was on drugs and fell unconscious. So who does paddleboarding on drugs yet drowns while there is someone in the vicinity too? And Obama flies in someone to do the autopsy - rejecting a local coroner?
How stinky can something get.
"When I kill people, I try not to make it so obvious!" -- Hillary