Here's what I think is funny about our inverted Clown World:

Suppose you walked up to a hardcore fundamentalist Christian and asked, "Is it really true that Jesus suffered for our sins, died on the cross, and rose again on the third day?" There's a zero percent chance he would say, "It's not up for debate."

He would say, "Thank the Lord you've found your way to me. How long do you have, brother?"