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Colonoscopies Are A Perverted Scam And Excuse For Weirdos To Sodomize You! Impalement Is The Only Legitimate And Effective Colonoscopy (media.scored.co) NSFL
posted 2 years ago by Vlad_The_Impaler 2 years ago by Vlad_The_Impaler +17 / -5
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– Vlad_The_Impaler [S] -2 points 2 years ago +1 / -3

You sound as though you enjoyed it and you've gone through some mental gymnastics to justify it and have sexual feelings about it too.

Strong men hundreds and thousands of years ago lived longer than you will and they never had to have 30 feet of scopic camera fished through their intestines looking for shit kernels.

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– WeThePepele 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1

...further proving your ignorance.

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– BeefyBelisarius 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

They sedate the patient before cramming a camera into them from either end, so even if he was into that shit he wouldn't have felt any of it.

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– Vlad_The_Impaler [S] -1 points 2 years ago +1 / -2

Man sues over pink panties after colonoscopy https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/15/man-sues-over-pink-panties-colonoscopy/17304761/

DOVER, Del. — A Delaware man who underwent a colonoscopy awoke after the procedure to find he was wearing pink women's underwear, according to a lawsuit. Plaintiff Andrew Walls, of Dover, Del., was not pleased, or amused, and this month filed a civil suit in New Castle County Superior Court against the Delaware Surgery Center in Dover seeking damages for intentional infliction of emotional distress.

New Mexico man sues police over forced enemas, colonoscopy https://theworld.org/stories/2013-11-05/new-mexico-man-sues-police-over-forced-enemas-colonoscopy

Man sues for $1.25 million after a botched colonoscopy leads to Hepatitis C https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/man-sues-for-125-million-after-a-botched-colonoscopy-leads-to-hepatitis-c/1262863/

Man Wins $500K After Phone Records Doctors Mocking Him During Colonoscopy https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/man-awarded-500k-by-jury-after-recording-doctors-mocking-him/71530/

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– BeefyBelisarius 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Trusting doctors is generally a mistake, yeah. Doesn't disprove the point that the patient is knocked out, though.

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