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Colonoscopies Are A Perverted Scam And Excuse For Weirdos To Sodomize You! Impalement Is The Only Legitimate And Effective Colonoscopy (media.scored.co) NSFL
posted 3 years ago by Vlad_The_Impaler 3 years ago by Vlad_The_Impaler +17 / -0
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– Vlad_The_Impaler [S] 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I lost a little respect for you for having gone through with it and now being a man who has been anally penetrated with foreign objects.

But give some of the respect back that you admit to your having been fooled.

What we must do now is forewarn others.

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– freedomlogic 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Yeah, ive been dealing with low phosphorous, no one cares. The last time I went into the doctor a few months back to ask to be tested again. I tell the doctor, yeah im peeing a bunch of times during the night. (Lotta fluid coming out of me). Not the "urge to pee".

Anyway, I swear to god they just want to get rid of me.

"Do you think it could be your prostate?" which I answered, no. Its not my prostate im fairly sure. Asks if I want to do a prostate exam. I said no thanks, Id like to see what my phosphorous is first. Gives me some blood test that can be a marker for prostate cancer. Of course the results were perfect haha. Like 99% of my bloodwork and urine tests.

The disappointment in this persons tone. And then he proceeds to go on and tell me that 2.3 mg/dl phosphorous is perfectly normal.

Its taken over a year to get my phosphorous up from 1.3 to 2.3.

And hes going to tell me thats normal? Fuck man where do these people come from.

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