Really, I was just a little shocked that (and yes, I know the bar is very low) the anons on 4chan were addressing it as if it was in any way real.

I suppose it's just another example of a principle at work I see time and again: "They" don't necessarily need to convince you of any particular falsehood, but only need do enough to keep you from the truth.

As weak-ass fakery as Uvalde was, Mission Accomplished!