I'm going to act like a gay guy interested in converting to judaism, and go into the synagogues and call them all homophobes if they try to kick me out. I will ask the rabbi to get my dick clipped and ask if they perform Metzitzah B’peh (Direct Oral Suctioning) at this synagogue. Then I will go to the local paper and tell them about the homophobic hate speech from the bigoted jews at the synagogue and how some rabbis tried to steal my foreskin and suck my dick. Maybe try to get this all secretly recorded and post it on JewTube like I'm James O'Keefe.

On second thought, i can't even stand the stench of the interior of a synagogue.

Alex Stein is a jew. Maybe he can act gay and go undercover for us.