Well, we can definitely say it wasn't the vaccine's fault, because that's Safe and Effective™

"Raise a finger for how many jabs you've had"

Above the nose.....

that heart attack fucked up her eye brows.

Poor thing. Its probably her electric bill, being white, or climate change is the cause.

Nasty case of winter vagina

I've heard of a lot of people surviving "widow maker" heart attacks. Widow means dead spouse.

Realign your terminology to match your medical technology, humans.