Andrew Tate's prison fanmail would've been better if he'd been found with a dead supermodel. For better or worse, his defining sequence of events will always be:

ATate> Hey Greta I have 33 cars.
GThunberg> And a small dick.
Romania> And 4 falsely-imprisoned camwhores.
ATate> The Matrix is attacking me!
Internet> You literally pretend to be a distressed girl in chat for cash. Tits or GTFO.

Tate's fall illustrates three important life lessons:

1. Don't hit on ugly women.
2. If you can't afford the local whores, move.
3. If your first career was getting hit in the head, avoid entrepreneurship.

No matter how many hand-signals "Cobra" Tate flashes, Greta's Illuminati clit-dick will always be bigger.

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She doesn't need a car; she's got 33 degrees and yachts for free.