Biological Man Shaped Like a Boat Wins Miss America Beauty Contest
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Hold up guys. Zoom in. He might be the prettiest.
Were you into Weebles as a kid?
Jesus, it looks like Shrek in a dress.
What. The. LOLing. Fuck... I can feel the heat of the seethe behind all those other contestants' smiles. How long until the seethe from others similarly effected reaches critical mass? The blowback is going to be awesome.
...and then one day, for no reason at all, Germans voted Hitler into power.
absolutely weimar
We are so fucked as a species!
Brian was the only one with the balls to enter a beauty pageant looking like that. Go Brian!
Must be something in the... Darry air?
[I stole this one from Poal]
This is what I think the bottom of my foot looks like.
"Shaped like a boat" - :D
Strong resemblance to Ting Tong
There are a lot of ugly women in that photo. It was an ugly contest for sure. The ugliest winner pagent. It nommed the Sumo.
At what point today? Greater Derry that's a certain. Ugly.
Idk the others just look like normal women to me, couple are definitely more attractive than the others though, but only the man went all out with the heavy makeup, personally not a fan of really heavy makeup but I think these pageants tend to expect it, but more than anything I bet the other women felt like they might as well not even bother since they knew straight away he would be chosen no matter what
2 on the bottom left, next to the blob, and ginger far bottom right. But they're all average. No bust. Young. A bit too young. I agree with make up. It's part of fashion, so are costumes.
It was a bog standard production. Mr his Greater Derry wins. Is that a joke. It really is. They're all white, but sure enough today it's also a crime to be white. Except for the Greater Derry.