The way the OP made a huge leap from paint on a sweatshirt to donuts and porn tells me the OP is the one eating donuts and watching porn.
I wear lots of T-shirts with oil stains or paint on them that doesn't come out in the wash. Why not just get a new shirt? Cuz I'm cheap and I don't give a shit about my shirt being pristine.
The way the OP made a huge leap from paint on a sweatshirt to donuts and porn tells me the OP is the one eating donuts and watching porn.
I wear lots of T-shirts with oil stains or paint on them that doesn't come out in the wash. Why not just get a new shirt? Cuz I'm cheap and I don't give a shit about my shirt being pristine.
I would have made fun of his boots instead.