Totally NOT about the money
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The price of euthanasia
The cost of euthanasia
OR $100 bucks for fent and a needle.
My guy wont assist though. Bastard!
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Think i could pass as a dog? That's like fifty bucks. Im.sure my daughter would be more than happy to sign the papers and call me Fido for a bud or two...
Maybe Ol' Yeller me behind the apartment complex dumpster?
How much is a shotgun shell? $10?
I'd rather you didn't kill yourself. I get it, truly, but it's not the right idea.
Im genuinely tryng man. Making light of it...
Thanks for that.
Definitely staying away from David Berman tonight.
When i made this post i was in a different place than i an now. Ill be back there soon enough, but that hits me worst at that time of night. No clue why. I found this article and Mama Cass came to mind. Its the whole reason i made this post. To make the ham sandwich joke. All the rest just spilled out. Thats how i am, unfortunately. Sorry everyone. In before whatever noyoushotup's new account is strolls in and urges me to do it because blah blah. Im not there anymore for now.
But thats true. I agree and im focusing on the people that love me and my cat who has been with me the whole time and has been really perfect. A class act kitty.
Thank you.
Thanks man.
Anytime dude, it's rough out here.
Pregnant women get a free abortion too
When is it too late to get an abortion? Asking for my mother.
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I got an abortion in my late teens (not ME, but the girl i was with.) I didn't want to but she gave me no choice. (Now, in hindsight i know it would have been one of those custody/child support shit shows for SURE) and it was $300. So half-price abortion.
Fucking faggots!
Here is a little bit of comic relief though:
https://alcalde.texasexes.org/2020/09/one-of-the-last-people-to-live-in-an-iron-lung-is-a-longhorn/
Who believes this shit? I've posted this twice on FB and its pretty quickly deleted. But WHY though?
From.article :
God, please, no,” she said. She knew then polio had come for her son.
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Mama Cass's mom probably:
God, please, no,” she said. She knew then ham sandwiches had come for her daughter.
(Sorry alltheleavesarebrown they made me do it)
$130 for a shot? So a gram of cocaine is cheaper AND safer? WHAT THE FUCK? Its been a while, but as i recall, cocaine is.AT LEAST effective...(93% efficacy? 😂)
So tonight ive been writing a song and seriously contemplating suicide, and at the same time trying to write my suicide note with my mouth like polio guy up there.
My brain is weird
Anyone wanna buy it? I need to get my.booster.
All the while, my cat Chitlins is nonplussed.
https://ibb.co/z8fH08H
All jokes aside, she's my rock. Always by my side and always true...as long as she gets catnip once.a day.
this has been a bot
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You should stay alive out of spite for your enemies.
Its not that easy but im through the thicket for tonight at least. My kid shammed me and has a numbnuts best friend. Im to the point where its flight or flight.
But that mentality has saved many lives and its great advice.
I would be remiss if i didn't take a real enemy with me.
Well, it's not your life anymore, it belongs to your kid, who will need you one day :) it takes time. Really difficult to start over again, but it can be done. I've had to do it, too. Just can't see the forest for the trees at crisis points.
I get it. I just never knew it could be like this. She's the one that will be starting over.
Its cool though. I went through the same thing when i was a kid. It gives me no comfort that it was never resolved. Now its happening again.