Judges 9:12-13.
Then the trees said to the vine, "You come and reign over us."
But the vine said to them, "Should I cease my new wine, which cheers BOTH God and men, and go to sway over trees?"
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It's weird that more than one of us has thought about Jesus and time travel.
What if you are Jesus and you eventually go back and use modern technology to perform miracles in the past? Walk on water? Clear plexiglass. Wine/Kool-aid, antibiotic ointment for the blind, a defib for Lazarus...
Or if not literally become Jesus, at least go tell Mary you're an angel and
bang her.artificially inseminate via syringe.Two thoughts. Some people are convinced that Jesus was just a time traveler, or an alien, with super advanced tech. Walk on water? I got a gravity belt, check. Heal people? I got a Star Trek level medical thingie, check. The aliens or time travelers will come back and set things in order for us.
Secondly, it's funny that you're talking about artificial insemination. According to Thomas Aquinas, angels can't bang chicks and inseminate them, as beings of pure energy. So he hypothesized that a succubus would save the results of the union and become incubus and, well, you can guess the result for the woman. But in the 1200s, who'd have thought you could create life in a petri dish either?