They all have fake tits today. Tits have shrunk, and it's in the baby formula and probably the pill and toothpaste. But tits are in rapid natural decline. So they go out and get the zipper tits. Sometimes these quite remarkable, if they really pay for them, but many are wonky unless they keep unzipping them. But it's when they go out and get the fake nips as well. These are really annoying and often have no sensation, don't do fuck all, your nipples get harder, or too much sensitivity. Damn that fake bullshit sometimes, aesthetically, until they cheap it. But no where near to natural, unless they have the battery tits, today these are a larger majority. Small tits.
There has got to be a conspiracy on why the natural titty population has been shrinking? I am definitely blaming the vegans and the Chinese.
They all have fake tits today. Tits have shrunk, and it's in the baby formula and probably the pill and toothpaste. But tits are in rapid natural decline. So they go out and get the zipper tits. Sometimes these quite remarkable, if they really pay for them, but many are wonky unless they keep unzipping them. But it's when they go out and get the fake nips as well. These are really annoying and often have no sensation, don't do fuck all, your nipples get harder, or too much sensitivity. Damn that fake bullshit sometimes, aesthetically, until they cheap it. But no where near to natural, unless they have the battery tits, today these are a larger majority. Small tits.
There has got to be a conspiracy on why the natural titty population has been shrinking? I am definitely blaming the vegans and the Chinese.
Good. More flat real for me.
What? Obviously you like the vegan tits. Vegans have the mutant tits and the Chinese have slanty tits. Come on, battery tits aren't much fun at all.
But there is a conspiracy on why the natural tits are in rapid decline.
Anyone got a source for those pant lights? I couldn't find them.
Shove a lamp up your ass. Same effect.