No, im one of, if not the biggest dumbass literally ever. Its my good looks and penis size that sell me to all of the lovely ladies. Hahaha! No man, i don't take myself very seriously at all, thats a miss.
You should see some of the stuff i fall for when it comes to girls.
Didn't fancy it tonight. Was going too. Double checked, no, dick too big, you what, apparently they all don't like it in that size. It's a real asshole, them, not, and acting stupid about it. They act so stupid. It's like listening to idiots. Baby comes out. How the fuck. It ain't your first rodeo. But I'd rather not there if that was even suggested. Because it would be this pathetic act of omg then the bullshit. Many do, but they all want too be somebody else about it, while squealing. Fuck them, but it don't my nuts. Next was bitchy, no. Then somebody, yea. By that time, effort. Would be late seeing, after getting ready, tried to rearrange, but she got bothered. Rather just sleep and watch something. Maybe next time, I'm on it. If we're talking about this. Last week so pretty, so bitchy. Turn off. Can't you just be nice. Doesn't compute if fuck. It wants to be in charge of getting fucked. No just fuck is okay. The other two that week were nice, but not as pretty. Didn't care, if fuck. Fuck doesn't care, it fucks. It better be, make nuts.
Couldn't have said it better myself, except in between Didn't care, if fuck and Fuck doesn't care, it fucks, add getting a spaghetti sauce stain on my tux shirt at the rehersal, but otherwise, eloquently monologued.
It does care to certain expectations or nuts don't go boom. They wilt real quick if they aren't fucking. Because a fuck is a fuck, it ain't pretty, if it's wild. It wants to be pretty to fuck again. But it don't care when it's fucking. If it thinks it's pretty when it's fucking it breaks.
Hell I don't know what they think, I like the ones who fuck.
No, im one of, if not the biggest dumbass literally ever. Its my good looks and penis size that sell me to all of the lovely ladies. Hahaha! No man, i don't take myself very seriously at all, thats a miss.
You should see some of the stuff i fall for when it comes to girls.
Didn't fancy it tonight. Was going too. Double checked, no, dick too big, you what, apparently they all don't like it in that size. It's a real asshole, them, not, and acting stupid about it. They act so stupid. It's like listening to idiots. Baby comes out. How the fuck. It ain't your first rodeo. But I'd rather not there if that was even suggested. Because it would be this pathetic act of omg then the bullshit. Many do, but they all want too be somebody else about it, while squealing. Fuck them, but it don't my nuts. Next was bitchy, no. Then somebody, yea. By that time, effort. Would be late seeing, after getting ready, tried to rearrange, but she got bothered. Rather just sleep and watch something. Maybe next time, I'm on it. If we're talking about this. Last week so pretty, so bitchy. Turn off. Can't you just be nice. Doesn't compute if fuck. It wants to be in charge of getting fucked. No just fuck is okay. The other two that week were nice, but not as pretty. Didn't care, if fuck. Fuck doesn't care, it fucks. It better be, make nuts.
There you go.
Couldn't have said it better myself, except in between Didn't care, if fuck and Fuck doesn't care, it fucks, add getting a spaghetti sauce stain on my tux shirt at the rehersal, but otherwise, eloquently monologued.
It does care to certain expectations or nuts don't go boom. They wilt real quick if they aren't fucking. Because a fuck is a fuck, it ain't pretty, if it's wild. It wants to be pretty to fuck again. But it don't care when it's fucking. If it thinks it's pretty when it's fucking it breaks.
Hell I don't know what they think, I like the ones who fuck.